NSA chief announced that his agency averted 50 terrorism conspiracies due to its spy-on-my-citizens program. [1]

Why stop at 50? Why not 100? Why not 1,000?

Why not 1,000,000?

ONE MILLION CONSPIRACIES AVERTED DUE TO SURVEILLANCE PROGRAM!

Ouaou! I am so glad I am watched over!

PS. According to trusted Harmonia Philosophica sources the number of plots averted could reach up to 1 BILLION give or take. It is only a matter of time.