No! Is it a Jew? Nooo!! Is it a Christian? Nooo! Is it a hard-working-man-who-does-not-want-to-keep-working-14-hours-a-day-and-just-relax-sitting-and-doing-nothing-just-Because? Yeees!!! (or as the infamous song from Kilaidonis says: "I will sit home and cook an egg to eat. And when the phone rings I will not answer it - because 9 out of 10 times it is for something…