The revelation of a machine used in Iran for punishing criminals, has created a public outrage in the “civilized” world. (1, 2)

Of course! When will this “primitive” country stop using such crude devices?!? When will they start being more civilized like the US is? At last! When will countries like Iran learn civilization from us (and… US)?

Look at the chamber of death above. Look at the finesse. Look at the high quality. Pure Civilization, don’t you think?

OK then.

Let’s make a war to spread it.