A man fell over the sea. Alone in a storm, thought he was going to die. In his darkest hour he prayed. And he promised that if he was spared, he would… open his own business! 
What?!? Is THAT normal? Is THAT what you will be promising to do if you are saved in a similar situation?!?
In the old days someone would promise to be a good person, to stop doing bad things, to devote himself to a nice giving purpose. Now when you pray you promise that you become a… businessman! 🙂 Hahaha!
Modern civilization. Modern prayers…